Monkeyboy Frnak and his little friends have one. It is pathetic as are all their works (they shall soon be crushed, fear not) yet since we don't yet possess one ourselves I take it upon myself to compose one:
(to the tune of Beethoven's Ninth, the Ode to Joy)
Axis naughty, bloggers many
Join as one to fight the foe:
Forward, onward, we will conquer
Frnak J. of I. M. A. O.
Never ceasing, never falling
We will blog, link, ping and read.
Join to mock them, loyal reader,
As the cowards French-like flee.
Against Susie, noted Pinger,
what brave blogger dares to stand?
Witness Jen, our valiant leader,
Take on Frnak, woman-to-man.
See how Ted the Minister speaketh
All that's needful to confuse:
Others, others, many others
Join our banner, fight the fools.
(If you're fighting with us and leave me a note in the comments I'll link you in the song too. See if you get that kind of treatment with Frnak, he'll just toss you a banana or something. What a cheese-eating surrender monkey.)
Posted by Tim at August 15, 2003 09:04 AM | TrackBackBRAVO!!!!!
Posted by: Ted at August 15, 2003 10:37 AMBill's wife Alice is having a sexiest male blogger contest, and I nominated you, but she needs a picture.....
Posted by: Susie at August 15, 2003 11:58 AMWoot! Go You!
Posted by: Rachael at August 15, 2003 12:47 PMLOL, I'm only sexy until you see me.
Um, I'll try to find a picture.
WOO HOO!! Excellent lyric! And, YES, put me somewhere in a verse!
Posted by: Tuning Spork at August 15, 2003 08:53 PMLook, we all know what happened to Mussolini, to Ferdinad Marcos, and to Joseph Estrada. They all got toppled, and so will that I-don't-kmow-how-the-hell-he-gets-so-much-traffic incompetent Reynolds.
There is still time.
You can:
1)Sever all ties with Instapundit. Extend an olive branch to IMAO. All your sins will be forgiven.
2)Die, idiot!
Hi,
Jen just named me the Air Commodore for the Axis.
It would be really interesting to see you rhyme "youcancallmeal.com"
Posted by: Al at August 18, 2003 07:42 PM