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Before i lay me down to sleep

i must choose a name for the war against the one who must not be named but who has a netflix ad on his blog. note that i will not be using capitals (the romans built an empire without lowercase letters, we can survive without uppercase) nor will i in this post do links since that involves more work than i can deal with at the moment. anyhow if you want to know more the war began with the call from jennifer of jennifers history and stuff, google it if you want more info.

so in order to become part of the alliance i must choose a name/position for myself. i would say ambassador to canada... in fact i think i will but only as an auxillary (read: second choice in case they hate the first) position. i really would like to be information minister but some lucky bastard already got that one, don't remember who it is and am too lazy to look. ok so i want to be the official looker-out for monkeys. call it the "minister of defence and anti-simian affairs" unless our official position is that monkeys are good since frnak hates them, in which case i will be "minister of defence and outreach to the simian community". i guess its kinda like how in the harry potter books dumbledore is talking about the need to get the giants on the good side before they get completely pissed off and go join voldemort. i think frnak fulfills voldemort pretty well in this analogy since he is known as he who will not be named (at least not correctly). and then the monkeys = the giants and we re the good guys. i think dumbledore would be instapundit because voldemort (frnak) hates him more than anyone but is secretly afraid of him because he has more power than anything.

but again i dont want to stretch the analogy too far since ill probably end up being like freakin ron or something. that character pisses me off.

good grief im writing like collins. im even using words like piss off and bastard. none of the christian bloggers will ever link to me again. damn it. dang it.