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An entertaining MSN conversation. I am "timmy spatulafingers" and my friend Tal is "Talitha Utensil Hands". Together we bemoan the state of the North American Economy, compare Industrial Revolution-era literary figures to 21st century university life and plot violence. Unfunny parts have been deleted for your convenience.

timmy spatulafingers says: and i smell food cooking. brb

*Talitha Utensil Hands* says:k

timmy spatulafingers says: crap i was deceived by my own gnawing hunger

*Talitha Utensil Hands* says: lol

timmy spatulafingers says: i'm eating a piece of bread and cheese. i feel like oliver frigging twist.

*Talitha Utensil Hands* says: LOL
*Talitha Utensil Hands* says: oh the life of a college student
*Talitha Utensil Hands* says: mmm mmm bread and cheese

timmy spatulafingers says: college student or third world orphan. with me you don't have to choose!

*Talitha Utensil Hands* says: lol. hmmm how about a third world orphan college student

timmy spatulafingers says: that is correct. ding ding tell her what she won!
timmy spatulafingers says: you win three pennies. come claim your prize.
timmy spatulafingers says: oh and they are canadian pennies

*Talitha Utensil Hands* says: three pennies!
*Talitha Utensil Hands* says: HUZZAH!
*Talitha Utensil Hands* says: think of the things i can buy with three pennies!

timmy spatulafingers says: like three tootsie rolls... 1/100 of a pop at williams...

*Talitha Utensil Hands* says: what a deal...1/100 of a pop.
*Talitha Utensil Hands* says: Man i can't believe this i remember the days when 1/100 of a pop only cost me 2 pennies
*Talitha Utensil Hands* says: what is happening to our economy

timmy spatulafingers says: it is technically referred to as 'half an effing drop'. because there are 50 effing drops in a pop.
timmy spatulafingers says: this convo may have to be blogged.
timmy spatulafingers says: inflation is rampant.
timmy spatulafingers says: but i am unafraid.

*Talitha Utensil Hands* says: i would be so honoured

timmy spatulafingers says: why, you ask?
timmy spatulafingers says: i have cheese!

*Talitha Utensil Hands* says: hmmm...good for you...
*Talitha Utensil Hands* says: i have....1/100 of a cup of pop

timmy spatulafingers says: fine you win.

*Talitha Utensil Hands* says: lol...pop always wins over cheese

timmy spatulafingers says: it's true

*Talitha Utensil Hands* says: just like i always win

timmy spatulafingers says: cuz the pop is acidic and burns the cheese.

*Talitha Utensil Hands* says: well i gotta go get ready for work
*Talitha Utensil Hands* says: Have fun "studying"

timmy spatulafingers says: I "will"
timmy spatulafingers says: have fun at work eh?

*Talitha Utensil Hands* says: lol
*Talitha Utensil Hands* says: oh always...sitting on my butt for 6 hours answering phones is always very exciting

timmy spatulafingers says: hehe
timmy spatulafingers says: at least you get paid. here at simon central i get squat.

*Talitha Utensil Hands* says: lol. You should bring in a union

timmy spatulafingers says: yes. or i'll just beat him up until he gives me money
timmy spatulafingers says: he abuses me verbally too.
timmy spatulafingers says: yesterday he said i was fat and not funny.

*Talitha Utensil Hands* says: that's rough man...You should definately punch him in the kidneys

timmy spatulafingers says: okay. why did i know you were going to say that? it's a mystery

*Talitha Utensil Hands* says: that it is...Well i'll talk to you later Timmy Spatulafingers

timmy spatulafingers says: hehe jehan is snoring

*Talitha Utensil Hands* says: stick something in his nose
*Talitha Utensil Hands* says: lol

timmy spatulafingers says: i'm scared to go near him cuz when he wakes up he does a scarborough jolt. and he might attack me if frightened

*Talitha Utensil Hands* says: well then tie his limbs together
*Talitha Utensil Hands* says: and then punch him in the kidneys!

timmy spatulafingers says: that could be entertaining

*Talitha Utensil Hands* says: its my favourite way to spend the afternoon
*Talitha Utensil Hands* says: alright now i really should go.

timmy spatulafingers says: ok bye

*Talitha Utensil Hands* says: bye timmy spatulafingers

Posted by Tim at April 17, 2004 02:31 PM | TrackBack