August 28, 2003

Horoscopes are dumb but funny

From the website of the Kalabarian Philosophy (which I've never heard of before today) comes this (apparently, Kalabarians believe your name reveals who you are:

The name of Timothy has made you serious-minded, responsible, and stable. You love the security of a home and family, you are fond of children, and, as a parent you would be fair and understanding. Although you have good business judgment, you are not aggressive in your dealings because you do not like to create issues. You would be successful in any position dealing with the public as you have a diplomatic and tactful manner and possess a charming, easy-going nature which puts people at ease. People are drawn to you because they feel that you are patient, kind, understanding, and responsive. You would be effective in a career or in volunteer work where you are handling people and serving in a humanitarian way. While you are honest and responsible, one weakness that is paramount in your life is your lack of self-confidence and initiative, which causes you to put things off and avoid facing issues.
As is usual with horoscope-like things, some of this stuff is dead-on (I'm responsible, enjoy volunteer work, am fond of children) and most of it's vague enough to apply to everyone anyway. Who doesn't like to put stuff off?

But come on. Stable? Serious-minded? Lack of self-confidence? Surely not I.

Posted by Tim at August 28, 2003 12:22 AM | TrackBack
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